The following is a story I published recently on the Hairpin. I hope you don’t lose too much respect for me after reading it.
I spent my junior year of college studying in Italy in a program that encouraged us to travel as much as possible, so after a field trip to Naples, many of us made plans one weekend to tour southern Italy. After seeing the ruined city of Pompeii, three friends and I checked into a hotel in Sorrento. We were excited because our room, which had two sets of bunkbeds,
Source: http://www.wbez.org/blog/claire-zulkey/2011-11-07/best-time-i-drank-my-friends-contact-lenses-93213